Greg Adkins

Top 5 Subject Lines in my Email Spam Folder Right Now.

5. Don't want to buy unknown them at strange stores?

4.  What a stupid face you have here gadkins.

3.  Attack your girlfriend more times each day!

2.  Bestseller: Man Poison

1.  You look really stupid gadkins.

It seems that the mocking over my hair has overflowed from my blog into my spam folder.   Wonderful.

Real Men of Jesus

My wife is one of The Others

We spotted this graffiti while biking on the 3rd creek bike trail. Shortly after this picture was taken, we were chased by a polar bear and now I have the strangest urge to call everyone "brotha".

Church comment card

(note: This isn't from my church.)

David Archuleta's Outstretched Hand

If you watch American Idol this season, you absolutely have to go look at this!

I never really paid attention to how often he outstretches his hand to show that he's "really feelin' it" but apparently, he does it just about all the time on every song. Check out the link... stinkin' hilarious. I love the one with the sign for his dad. Classic.

What???

Here is an exchange that took place in our house last night:

We were getting ready to leave to go to a Bible study and I was ironing a new shirt to put on.

JESSICA: What are you doing?
GREG: I'm ironing a new shirt.
JESSICA: Why are you changing, that shirt looks good on you.
GREG: Because I rode my bike in the hot sun today and this shirt smells like a hamburger that was left on a boat.

silence...

JESSICA: WHAT???????

How Did He Know?

This morning while driving to work, I put in one of the Passion worship CDs (God of this City). I've only had it for a little while and I've never listened to it in the car before... therefore, I'm sure that Connor, who was riding with me in the backseat, had never heard it. The first song was a Chris Tomlin song and before he had even sung three words Connor said "I don't want to listen to Jesus music!". I said "How can you tell it's Jesus music?" and he said "I don't know, I just can. Turn off that Jesus music."

Isn't it a little early for him to be entering into his emo phase? Geez.

Men With Hair Need Not Apply

My friend Jason just sent me this screen capture from Granger Community Church's worship services with the email heading "Four Bald Guys???" Apparently Granger has started an all-bald worship team which I think is awesome. Maybe I'll grow me a sweet goatee and start an "all-goatee" team here at Powell. That would rule.

Stuff Christians Like

I found a new site yesterday that I wanted to share with you guys... it's called Stuff Christians Like and it's basically a collection of essays describing things that Christians... well, like. It's written by a Christian and I'd like to hang out with this dude... he's hilarious first of all and second, he flat out calls it like he sees it. He's a really great writer.

Some of my favorites from his list are:

Chick-fil-et
Using "I'll pray about it" as a synonym for "no"
Bald worship leaders
Throwing stuff away out of guilt and then buying it again
The kid who makes out with girls from other youth groups
Doing a mime to Michael Jackson's "Man in the Mirror"
Having retreats in places that could double as horror movie sets

You get the idea... pretty funny stuff and reading through most of these, it's almost like this guy and I grew up in the same youth group. He had me LOLing and ROTFLing and PIMP (peeing in my pants). Well, not really but I'm just trying to sound hip to the vegas on this here new blog. I don't think it's working.

I have no words for...

this.